Tuesday, June 23, 2009
my blog is dead.
Thank you and sorry everyone who wants to know about my life but won't get a chance because i'm to lazy to post.
seriously.
it seems that when things get juicy you find you don't have time to tell others about it.
Nothing's gonna save us from the fallout.
I got owned, owned owned owned. In reversi.
yeah that's about it. Have a nice day! :D
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Who are you and how did you get in here Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Hahaha funny :D
